Therapy Jar

In honor of April Fools, and also in honor of my life I think this day is in need of some serious jokes. So I made a little jar, and I called this little jar the "Therapy Jar." Then if anybody decided to to talk to me about their "problems" or "issues" they would have to put something in the jar. I also wanted to install a little timer so that I could hit it when they started and it would ring a bell. Then I could tell them they better talk faster because it's a dollar a minute. But I couldn't find a bell