I hit him

I "accidentally" ran into newspaper man today. I was carrying a crate so I thought that would be a good tool to establish my authority. So I pretended to hit him with it. I thought it was great. I think he thought it was great too since he yelled "You he me!" So I thought this was the perfect response, "Yes I did hit you. Watch out newspaper guy or I will do it again." Then he goes "I don care you he me!" So I think this gives me freedom to do it again and probably everyday.
I also noticed he looks like an elf. If only he were a midget.