Fed-Ex

I love special deliveries. I wish I could get special deliveries everyday but then they wouldn't be as special. I wish that special deliveries consisted of more than biscottis or Italian pastries. I would go for a cake with my name on it. I could take an Italian boyfriend. I would even accept a little plant like a little plum tree.

The Fed-Ex guy showed up today. He didn't have any special delivery for me specifically, but it was still a delivery for the caffe. I was wearing my shirt (I like my men like my coffee beans...Foreign) when he came. After I signed the necessary paperwork he said, "I'm Foreign, do I qualify?"

Man I love this shirt.