SURPRISE!!!

Everybody knows how much I love surprises. I think they are the best. I also think it's best to call everything a surprise because that way it's more appealing. For example:

Customer: I would like a vanilla latte
Me: (make the drink and hand it to them) Surprise! I made you a mocha!
Customer: That's not what I ordered
Me: No, but it's better because it's a surprise
Customer: Oh, ok. Surprises ARE the best so therefore, so is this drink!

And that's exactly what I did today. I gave lots of people surprises. I think they really enjoyed that. I really enjoyed it too. I was smiling all day. At least I was until someone told me that I was "easily amused." Then I stopped.