New Year Celebrations

Most people have New Years Day off from work. I, fortunately, got to work. I didn't mind too much because people were very thankful for having me be there and therefore were extra nice. The nicest customers of the day were the ones who were still drunk. Three guys showed up and at first they looked hungover from the previous evening's activities, but within a few seconds, I realized they were actually just still drunk. They let me select all their beverages and then the just kept throwing more money in my tip jar. I wish everybody was drunk all the time every day.