Fake Tans

Tanning is an interesting concept. It's ok when it's real, but when it's fake, then it's pretty ugly. I saw the fakest tanned lady in my life. She was also in her 50s. I wanted to talk to her about her health but then got distracted by somebody calling out my name. I looked up to see who this could possibly be and was shocked to see Goldteeth. He has returned. This is why I should own a motorcycle. Then I could join a motorcycle gang, look tough, and wear a cool leather jacket with my name on the back, and be able to hop on my bike and leave whenever Goldteeth is in a nearby vicinity.