#1 Barista

Today I have decided that I should be the #1 employee. I think that the customers will really enjoy that, and probably also my co-workers. I will tell them that every month there can be a #1 employee and it will be a good motivation tool. But I think it will be an even better idea to just make sure I am always the #1 employee.
So, in honor of this, I am going to blow up a picture of my face and put it on the back of the espresso machine with a sign that says “You’ve just been served by the #1 Employee!” Then I can even “charge” an extra .50 for stellar service and add that to my tip jar.